Pirelli supplies NASCAR now?

*Takes off seat belt.. Pulls e-brake.. Awaits blissful silence of death.*

Gettin' real tired of your shit, Florida.

McFlurry? More like McFURY!

Seriously? Florida? We need to talk.

Look, I'm not insane, I didnt invest in dogecoin.

Dear Reddit,

Yeah, he's dead. As Patrick's lengthy NINE sentence article states, he landed and body parts exploded all over covering men, women, children, mountain goats, and tiny baby kittens. It was awful. You could smell Monster Energy drink, fuel and an oder not unlike burning French fries for miles around.

What? That's nothing. I watched Casey Mears stuff his Champ Car into the wall in Turn 2 at Auto Club Speedway (Fontana) back in 2000. From our seats in the main grandstand we saw the flash of the impact and the delay before the sound of the impact got to us.

Generally speaking, the more theatrical the crash the less likely it is that there will be serious injuries, as the kinetic energy is being dissipated over a longer duration. Coming to a halt abruptly is what hurts the most.

Teacher: Now what did we just learn, class?
Class: Never attempt stunts when sponsored by a second rate energy drink. Hold out for Red Bull or walk away.

Holy crap, that car flipped something like 8 times! Seriously hope the driver turns out not to have any long-term health issues as a result.

Flipping awesome! I hope he has it in him to try again.

None of this make sense. If plane was hijacked why keep quiet? If it was stolen to pack with explosives and they fly into something then they'd have to do it ASAP for fear of being stopped. And why steal a plane when you could buy one? Any organization that could fuel and prep a 777 for flight could just buy a used…

Fake beadlocks

The gear up and down should be changed. I prefer to pull to change up a gear.

The automatic transmission, of course.

Indeed,that's also a good point. I feel like that adds more fuel to the possibility that the plane could be possibly be on the ground somewhere.

That's a good point. US satellites designed to detect any sort of explosion haven't detected any, though, for what it's worth.

Listen, we know exactly what happened or have a pretty good idea. We're keeping out cards close to our chest. The government doesn't want to expose the capabilities of our imagery satellites. That is some blacked out super secret shit. We don't even let NATO or even our closest allies use our best ones.