New article premise, "How much booze can you smuggle across state lines in a Ferrari 360?"

if Doug works for Jalopnik, that means he will have money to buy more cars,

At least it wasn't a Corvette because then we would have had a hole in the track.

FINALLY, some marketing for this car.

If only Kyle Petty was driving. Sorry, that's just awful.

Who let Montoya on the track again...

Yeah they do look pretty decent I will say. And as long as Ferrari keeps plastering the 458 nose on everything I don't think it'll be hard to beat.

WANTWANTWANT

Hold on folks, we're coming in hot!

The driver was arrested for slamming into another guys rear end.

Knock knock!

The asshat should have been torched, not the BMW.

Also stick on chrome, obnoxious loudness, and fake scoops. Don't do it people. Every time you do, God kills an Alfa.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Just imagine being that guy. Imagine it setting in, the moment your car comes to a rest on the sidewalk. You're the guy they're always going to talk about. "Oh, it got shut down after that guy in the Mustang..."

Oh, the horror.

Why are they pushing him off the hill so he can drive away? This isn't WRC. I was hoping they were going over there to beat his dumb ass.

Good thing the excavator was there just in case they succeed in NOT flipping over...

You should ask for a refund.