So long as you stay on the furniture and don't touch the lava you'll be fine.

I read this as "Where's the glock?" and I thought, "That's taking the Detroit thing just a bit too far."

It's certainly better than being "too privileged".

It should be illegal not to roll with a small amount of pot in Hempstead.

Speaking of beer in a vehicle, I didn't know VA didn't have an open container law. Driving my buddy home one night Newport News PD pulls me over for a broken tail light on my truck. I start to sweat cuz he's got a fucking Four Loko open in his hand.

Two things:

If all you do is drop your speed, you'll be fine for a while but sooner or later, the oscillation will re-establish itself. If your trailer is fishtailing like this, redistribute the load with more weight forward, THEN you'll be fine.

4Motion would make sense here...

Those aren't studded tires, they're bracelets for a goth elephant.

I regularly get complimented on the tires I keep on my cars, by other car enthusiasts and just generally smart people, because I have snow tires. I RARELY see people with snow tires here in northern Virginia, yeah it may not be completely needed, but if it stopped me from getting in 1 accident during the entire life…

Use your bloody lights. That includes the blinky ones when changing lanes or turning.

Leave your windows open.

Not taking advantage of optimal drift conditions

Believe that AWD makes you invincible.

Obligatory.

Oh my oh my, I would love to have this car...perhaps the Jalops can take a collection and "time-share" the car.

Looks like a cross between a Vega and a Delorean.

I work for VW, haha. There are a few of us here. Also I'd just had my coffee for the morning, so I got a bit carried away.

Something tells me this guy is not allowed to use his money ala Britney Spears.