hay... I love my rain visors!

Death to vacuum lines!

Ok magnesium oil pan is great and all, but are you guys seeing how deep that thing is? Seriously, they went all CF drive shaft/roof, Al bonnet and boot lid etc. But they forgot something:

before I start this rant.. I am a BMW fan boy. I've been to the BMW Welt and Museum in Munich, Germany. I've done the BMW driving school. I own a BMW, and its turbocharged (335i).

congrats Pauljones. I hope your heart can take this lol.

There are some (period-related) things you cannot unread.

Mazda's fault, but that V12 would go great in my Pinto, DIBS!

So this one time, I went on an adventure.

It's a gutsy move for Caterham, a company built upon the foundation of the a rolling anachronism. I like that they tried to keep some Lotus 7 cues in the design. Otherwise I'm not really liking it.

However, they didn't build it for guys like me. The million dollar question is will they be able to expand their customer…

Reverse: Founders of American motoring ignored by hungover Jalopnik editors

#1 Enemy

New Caterham concept car. Not the Alpine one, as it's still based on the old Seven platform.

Um.........yes, it's all about strawberry jam.

I'd crush her strawberry, if you know what I mean.

Congratulations, Mr. ghost650, on COTD today! Your prize from me is a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she finds the bottom half of her top.

Capitalism! It might not be perfect, but it works.

I lol'ed, then took a screen shot of this with my phone – and sent it to everyone I know. I'm now out of a job. My lawyer will be in touch. I lol'ed again.

Never go full retard.