There’s too much fun waiting to be had and it’s a Porsche.

“What am I doing?!”

Pacer? More like passer.

Too bad this wasn’t priced in the “fuck it money” range. Would make a great Lemons’ racer.

FYI: Panda Steaks.

GM should officially name their skunkworks division “Holden”. So much of GM’s US performance oriented models came from down under, as of late. It’s the least they could do.

COTD 💩

Don’t need to use an online tool to know this car is over priced. The seller is pipe dreaming but what the hell…nothing ventured, nothing gained. Would love to hear from this E39’s future buyer regarding transaction price.

Glad you all can laugh at this BS, thanks for the chuckle, again. Jalopnik is the best automotive blog site in the virtual world, keep up the good work!

This. 

Comments like these are grossly underrated. Thanks. 

I love combing through your comments. 

We’re slow learners. 

There’s someone out there who has an AMG-crush and already has coin set aside. For them, this is a good deal. For the rest of us, and as others have mentioned, get a C8.

This is the Zero SR/F, I saw at a local bike show about a month ago, and it’s sticker was a little over $22k. I got your humor [funny!] but this is for thems others.

There’s video out there where Tony Stewart rants, post wreck, much to the tune of this article. Well done.

In my head I always pronounced XR4Ti as “XR40”. Wish I had the room for this forty.

One of you tube’s more intelligent motorcycle presenters generally agrees.

Seller openly admits to pumping too much into this, and a fellow human, and now wants a buyer to invest in a yet un-named 3rd person’s college fund? Do I got that right?

“Chevy, like a rock.”