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TL/DR. And by that I mean I’m too busy wiping my ass.

You’re being polite calling it a wagon. This fucking thing has a major identity crisis. If shit came in cube shapes then it would look like this.

You’re not fooling anyone. We all know how things work over there.

Right but now Ballaban is temporarily at the helm and we all know he doesn’t really pay attention to what’s going on.

“Oh, and just to get it out of the way, the seller is not David Tracy. I checked.” — The ad is down…it’s his now.

The rare and honest Jalop!

Bob Varsha has cancer. I’m in no mood.

Looks like “World Wide Moving” is a little too big for their bridges. 

Really cool car from back in the day that rather quickly developed a reputation for reliability issues. Still, this would be a nice acquisition for a patient Mitsu-phile with a proper home garage.

Not relevant to the cause but this looks like a 2002 I’ve seen putting around the paddocks at LRP. The colors and wheels look familiar so how many with that combo could there be in CT? Anyway…

Someone needs to 88mph-accelerate this “selling dealer” 100 years into the future. That dystopian future is the land of hollowed out DMC-12 chassis, which are now parts trailers, towed behind Cybertucks. I know this because I received a future dated cyber message from the grandson of David Tracy.

Yea, crazy! Max still hasn’t printed a correction. Probably won’t on the grounds of “journalistic” stubbornness.

As I read this article all I could think of was “resto-mod”. Plunk the straight 5 from the C30 T5 R into that engine bay, manual 6, AWD it, modern Volvo suspension…

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At the very least, a replacement gearbox needs to be sourced/installed. Even at half that asking price this 3-series estate is questionable.

That droid appears to be “someone else’s project”.

I was hoping this Merc’s down side was crazy high mileage, unfortunately it’s a high water line. Sad trombone.

“IF”