This is pretty great. The window for CPR efficacy is pretty narrow so every second counts. Now I just have to brush up on my training. It is "puff, puff, give" Correct?

@Giggity: Low battery? Gah!

@protodad: Exactly. Caltrain is what, $30 million short on a budget of $100 million. Break even it is not.

While not the phone for me, I recognize that this is the phone for 14 year old me. 14 year old me would have killed for this.

@cardo: For the record, since you seem to be hung up on this, I am a post doctoral researcher who works in a lab (not the dog) with beakers (not the muppet).

@cardo: It's not about being better than anyone, it is just that I have actual first-hand experience working with highly radioactive isotopes. Ivan challenged me on how hazardous this material is, but then again he only knows what he read on Wikipedia.

@charlesfro: Any of these would do:

@charlesfro: Fine, fair point. Doesn't take much work to find out that, while my first link sucked, public health programs are well worth the money.

@charlesfro: Seriously, the free market? I thought only Glenn Beck actually believed in that.

@cardo: Perhaps my username and beaker avatar was too subtle for you? Christ.

Seems like Four Loko has actually benefited greatly from all this "bad publicity".

@Go Vols!: Luckily the uneducated aren't invited to make health policy recommendations. Keep up the bitching and it will just make people unhappy without resulting in change.

@charlesfro: It is ignorant shit like this that does the damage here.

@wdreiling: I ate them too. We are not the problem here. Inner city youth is. The obesity rate there well over 50% in children. If you are obese for about 6 years you almost certainly develop type II diabetes.

@Go Vols!: OK, I think your comment is kind of bullshit and here's why. The video is great and all but the title of the post makes a dig at an unpopular but important public health law. This sucks for a number of very real reasons.

@MaxPoint: Enjoy the side of diabetes.

Navy chair. Light, comfortable, classic, indestructible. A great chair. This chair looks like something from the 70s (not good).

Lets see how stoked those kids are in four years when they get diabetes from the unhealthy meals that came with their toys. Seriously the weight / diabetes / heart disease epidemic is completely out of control. These laws may seem weird until you realize there is lots of precedent for this type of thing (no cartoons…

@ivan256: Perhaps you didn't read the part where I said I was a researcher who has actually worked with radioactivity? So the "half a brain" crack is just disrespectful. Listen, I'd be happy to fill you in on shit that isn't from Wikipedia, but you are being an ass and trolling yourself here. Enjoy not having a…

@thevegetable: Interesting, didn't know this, thanks for posting.