Your intolerance makes me want to punch you in the face so bad... Maybe I should do it while I'm stoned?

I couldn't agree with you more. They are amazing games that hold up incredibly well. "Oh no, no iron sights! How are you supposed to aim?" I'm sick of hearing that from the youngsters who don't know their fps roots.

You are my hero

God I can't wait for that game.... It looks amazing to say the least. Finally a fps on the vita worth playing. Resistance and call of duty were so weak.... I just finished up gravity rush, so it's time for something new.

That is literally exactly what Facebook wants you to answer in the survey.

That's good shit. I also wanted the Zelda themed model, but couldn't bring myself to spend the cash. That craigslist deal was insane, guess the guy need some quick cash!

Hey I was just wondering why you would need 5? You said only 3 were for you, so I can assume you gifted 2. I just thought the idea of a portable system was that you could take it anywhere and didn't need multiple systems? I'm sure you also have at least 1 of the original 3ds' (the one I currently own).

Which is a perfect answer, as it transitions to my next question well....

I was joking....

You poor deprived child! Do you hold a small grudge with your parents regarding this issue?

Do you guys love your vita, as I do? I'm having so much damn fun with it. Obviously it desperately needs a few more games....

Kotaku core might be better for you?

This game looks so cool. I really wish I could play it. I'd kill for a pc to play games on... Now I'm a sad panda.

Quick question: what happens when you die? Do you lose all your gear? Go back to a save point?

T2

Gotta go Blade Runner

How dare you eat snacks for your article about snack foods.

You are awesome. Thank you for speaking up.

Money money money. Money!

You have officially ruined part of my childhood.