Put the Liquid nitrogen in the freezer for a few minutes, that should do it. (jk)

Rule 1 of the internet shall now be known as "Do not out The Onion."

"1,229,760-dot TruBlack OLED screen"

I've been getting ~3 for a long time since upgrading to 50Mb connection.

Hearted. Totally feel the same way. There's little reason for a media player to have any more than MPC's features.

I hate the design of all digital watches. I haven't found a single one I want to spend any amount of money on. EXCEEPT, the iPod Nano (and Hex Vision metal wristband).

When you see the price of this case you'll prolly care about if it gets scratched...

Maybe we should reorganize into an Empire, for a safe and secure society?

Not normally to play with the iPhone, but asking to borrow my phone for a call or such. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, my mind conjures up everything that I have stored on the phone. "Am I logged out of the Paypal App?" "What's on my Photo Stream?" "I Hope ——- doesn't text me back."

an optional app lock would be nice.

Working as Intended.

"But if you just have it burning a hole in your pocket, you'll spend it. You need a piggy bank. You might as well get the creepiest one you can find, if for no other reason than novelty. $30"

This.

But it's not like a gun, or the "Pain ray" that appeared a while ago, all you need to do is turn your head or close your eyes. Getting away from it is a lot easier.

I would expect it would have a Forced Cooldown time, so one "shot" would be 0.5 seconds, then couldn't be used for 1.5 seconds. Enough time for the person being shot at, to avoid being hit again.

I'm sorry, sometimes I think that people spew forth words without thinking.

I would imagine it functions pretty well as a building.

I like this. Statistics and facts. Not "I'VE BEEN TO BRITAIN ONCE AND I SAW BAD TEETH. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED".

I'll admit. I went googling for an *as fat as I could find* eagle shirt. My first search was XXXXL. That was as fat as I could possibly imagine.

Perhaps a giant bald eagle with a flag in 8XL will suit Gizmodo.co.uk?