@hortense: Wow, I just Wikipedia'd that. I had NO idea.

*nervously raising hand*

Arg, I bought a new high-waisted skirt for dressing up that day. Shoot. Looks like I'll be pulling down the turtleneck top all day to cover up the fact that I've undone the zipper on the skirt.

@La Chica Lucy: I was gonna ask the same question. Former Vassar-ite here!

Beyoncé: Perfect Posture, Pee-Pee Stance

How can anyone living person tolerate or respect the hypocrites who want to "save" unborn fetuses yet think nothing of harming or killing a doctor?

Jessica Gomez's shoes horrify me.

@stealthird: Ha! I saw that. As a single person, here's my response to the chocolate cake comment: "No thanks, I think I'll go find someone for sex!"

I love my mom so much (especially after reading this), that sometimes it makes me feel a little nervous and sick to my stomach.

@pantsless economist: Hee — my friend calls that part of the anatomy "Legbutt."

I just got the email from US Weekly (shaddup!)... there will be wedding photos in this week's issue and they're on the cover.

@gold_gato: And I think the bubble-hem trend does not work for her.

@Buenavista: In the profile picture I thought that was one of those weird head-microphones that Broadway actors wear.

@monaflambe: I can haz Candis Cayne's hair? That look was my childhood dream hair.

Aw, this makes me think of the fox that used to visit my parents' house shortly after our ginger kitty disappeared. Li'l Foxy would sit in the same spot right outside the door where the kitty used to hang.

oh Holly, I actually really like you, and you're MY AGE.

@LGFrog: Hee: Mama Stamburg's (sp?) cranberry relish.

@laurakitty: I'd love the French Provincial fridge to replace my warped, leaking, energy-sucking monstrosity, but I'd give it up to have the the French Provincial dress instead..

@ElleL: I really want that necklace!

AHA! So glad I'm not the only one. I was watching TV with my parents when this came on — it was the first time they'd heard it and they looked at me like I was crazy when I explained to them how it's in my head pretty much constantly.