My mom was certainly willing to pay for my clear skin. I hardly even noticed it, but one day out of the blue she told me I was going to the dermatologist, and the next thing you know, I was practically hooked up to an IV of Retin A.

Fedora + Vest: Allowing Suburban Moms Everywhere to Live Out Their Lindsay Lohan-Dating Fantasies.

@serreca: Exactly. My parents celebrate their 36th this weekend. And 5 of their 6 closest couple-friends have been married almost as long.

What should I call myself if I spend way too much money on clothes AND way too much money on delicious and/or healthy food?

I had to take one semester of Home Ec in 8th grade. We learned how to use a sewing machine, which I still occasionally find useful.

@TheGintheCity: Oh and also? I just went to my 10 year reunion and got some gossip. There was a guy who bullied my friend so horribly for years (telling people she had a penis, even). Well, he's serving a 70-year jail sentence for kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and raping her. His defense was that he was on meth at…

I too was picked on mercilessly (for many of the same things as all of you: being a bookworm, being shy, and having a big vocabulary). I still cringe when I think about the few kids I turned around and picked on because they were even weaker than me.

Aw, this reminds me of when my little brother used to carry around 2 blankies, a bunny, a teddy bear wearing scrubs, and a stuffed orca.

Oooh! Tableaux Vivants are so cool! Remember when they did one on Gilmore Girls??? (hangs head for a second, then perks up realizing TheG will probably not be castigated for this reference.)

@NefariousNewt: I've heard you say it before, Newty, but I always forget that you're a man.

@KiddyKat: I agree; and I just can't bring myself to like Woody Allen, either. I recently went out with an otherwise harmless guy who compared himself to Woody twice. That was a dealbreaker.

I know exactly one person in the entire world who could pull these looks off. She'll be buying every piece. And it ain't me.

Another reason why I'm glad I have never visited Disney resorts and never plan to. They don't deserve my custom.

I have a lot of mirrors in my apt, including a completely useless full-length that fell off the wall and thus only shows my mid-torso down. I also tend to walk around naked (love living alone) and thus find myself staring at my boobs in mirrors A LOT.

"Dive In" on a 7-year-old's panties?

Ugh, I'm totally turned off on all of them based on the fact that they appear to be stumbling out of the Beatrice Inn. (Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair's Vanity Restaurant, for those of you who are lucky enough not to know of this hell-hole's existence)

SO glad this show is on at 11pm. I was worried it would conflict with my DVRing of Kathy Griffin and Burn Notice (shuttup, I love it). Hooray! Griffin and Cho, right in a row!

Milk

All those girls with the weird names? Whaddya wanna bet their real names are all "Jennifer."

Cut to me frantically emailing those pictures of the second model to all the friends who've tried to convince me not to cut my hair. I SWEAR this is what it would look like if I did...