@charlotte corday: @DrunkAndHorny: @TruculentandUnreliable: Um...*tentatively raises hand*...

Whew, I was afraid I was going to have to watch this (meaning, if it was so bad it's good). Glad to know it's just bad, and I've been spared.

This was my Monday night. Dinner was 4 glasses of red wine.

I think it's about time to pull out and read The Handmaid's Tale again. It makes me get really scared of the idea of a theocracy, and then I can ramp up the activism.

I wish I had the black and silver strapless dress for my company holiday party.

@KnitSandwich: Then I have a pretty good idea who this could be. Lame-o.

Since I'm totally against regular people having guns, I'm glad she was a security guard with a gun license rather than some Joe Schmo who just "happened" to have his gun with him at church.

Do we think maybe he/she IS the blogger he/she's defending?

@ceejeemcbeegee: @treecut: Ahahahah! Actually, it is for kind of a weird reason... I almost always wear pantiliners, and I'm afraid the doc will tell me it's bad for me. Which it probably is.

@AllanaSmithee: Oh my god. I just nearly peed myself.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: DON'T DO IT! My coworker just described it to me and I...was...horrified!

Aw, she looks so happy. And properly dressed for what has turned out to be a pretty cold NYC day.

Also, the "pooptacular" tag is about the best thing I've ever seen.

I'm not sure if I've ever laughed so much. I think I just lowered my blood pressure. Love you guys!

@westvillagegirl: Oh that is really interesting... I always fold up my underwear inside my pants.

Interesting... I have a big scar on my inner thigh (from having a horribly infected ingrown removed, a story I think I've told on this site before). And I always feel like I have to explain it when I see a new doctor. So there I am, rambling away about it, and they're usually looking at me like, "Eh, there's nothing…

I don't know guys — I might be willing to give the DNA-dating a try. I am having atrocious luck lately. I'm starting to think I should only date guys I don't like, because then at least I won't be so sad when they suddenly stop calling me (which has happened with the LAST THREE men (er, perhaps "boys" is a better…

I love Meryl, but I also think it's kind of sad they couldn't cast the movie with the original cast of the play (ALL FOUR of whom got Tony nominations). I unfortunately didn't get to see it, but I hear Cherry Jones was amazing, and she is just as cool as Dame Streep.

I don't think the majority of the Olsens' target audience is going to see this campaign, or care if they do. True, some tweens get into the activist thing, but many would not much care what the busybodies over at PETA have to say.

Send me the shoez plz. Kthx.