That's Eva Longoria PARKER to you.

@Leiakat: Hey, thanks for the explanation! I support the strike 100% and I want to be able to know what I'm talking about when I argue with people about it. (Although, everyone I know agrees with me, so no opportunities to argue have arisen.)

@kristinover: Nice!

I read yesterday that Ellen still has to tape her show because it's syndicated (I don't know enough about this stuff to know why that makes a difference), but she's apparently just going to talk about random crap made up on the fly. I still don't like her, but for other reasons (dog freakout, mostly.)

My coworker was nearly trampled. She was one of the first 100 people in line at the NYC 5th Ave flagship store, and by the time she got inside, EVERYTHING was gone. People were buying whole racks at a time. Look for it all on e-bay tomorrow!

The last time I got off from oral was the first time I ever had it. That was 10 years ago. I don't know about anyone else, but oral for me almost always means a yeast infection about 3 days later.

Re: the Hatfield-McCoys. Wasn't there a Von Hippel-Lindau patient on House recently?

@Archetype: Argh! What is with the grandmas and the Rachel Ray? Mine gave me a subscription to "Every Day" and now I have to see her stupid mug "Every" month. And I feel such guilt for trashing it without reading.

I have the teeth falling out dreams all the time (Chuck Klosterman says they're a sign of sexual frustration).

That is a cute top she's wearing.

"If I can keep it alive for one month, I'll know I'm fit to be a mother."

Chinatown.

@RosettaStoned: Agreed.

She's cute but I agree, BDJ, I don't like her lipstick. Blend, girl!

What about "Career Opportunities" when she plays the rich b*tch who gets locked in Target overnight with the blue-collar gas station attendant? They erect (hee) a tent in the middle of the store!

Just to play the devil's advocate here... (keep in mind that I'm spiritual but not religious and grew up going to a liberal church where the minister spoke at gay-rights rallies and all the gender-specific pronouns in the hymnals were replaced with neutral words)...

Oooh! I once did makeup for a college production of "Arcadia." I loved putting eyeliner on the slightly nervous 20-year-old boys wearing frock coats, knickers, and knee socks. They were all, "please, don't poke me in the eye." I never did.

Definitely Luke. I too think blondes are too complicated.

I like her glasses! They would look better on me, though.

I was torn this year — I wanted to be Mario Batali but didn't have time to find all the elements (khaki shorts, crocs, safari vest, red wig). So I bought a black wig and spent last in front of the TV night ratting it out, for my Amy Winehouse costume. Probably not the most original this year, but I didn't have to…