@helen: I am peeing with laughter.

Is that Chris Richardson from "So You Think You Can Dance?" in the background?

@cheri: I will fight you for the shoes. Am going out with a 23-year-old, 6'3" guy tomorrow night...I'm barely 5'4".

So glad to read that line about HPV going away on its own in women under 30. 3 more years of sluttiness...

I have one of those names that prompts people to either say, "Oh, I knew one girl with that name growing up," or "You're the first ______ I've ever met."

@sakimotokitty: I cannot BELIEVE this. They must have been sued, and now there's a ridiculous rule on the books. Medical malpractice lawsuits in this country are out of hand.

@bellethellama: Or from barfing them up.

@SinisterRouge: I heard a bit of that press-conf on the radio this morning. His dropping of final consonants has never sounded more idiotically phony. Why, WHY? did people think this man was a good idea?

@noyouare: I am 100% with you on that, but I moved to NYC from Montana to get away from the racist, sexist, Skoal-chewing assholes I went to high school with. The cowboys in the FFA were sweet, sorty nerdy, and soft-spoken, but the rednecks on the football team were AWFUL. (And I grew up in the most liberal,…

@noyouare: Just remember that there is a BIG difference between a cowboy and a redneck. Trust me, I'm from there.

@lolly71: I attended a wedding in Montana where the groom toasted with a mug of beer instead of champagne. My favorite image of the night was the mother of the groom drinking straight from a handle of Wild Turkey (which she had just brought back from the bar across the street) while grinding with one of the groomsman.

@Bridesmaid4: Cesar is t-r-o-u-b-l-e. I don't trust that man.

@Sassette: Second. I saw that when it first opened on Broadway. My jaw literally dropped several times.

@hypnotic: Yup, exactly.

I was just in a wedding and the bridesmaid's bouquets were green hydrangeas with sage (smelled so yummy), white snapdragon, maroon calla lilies, and maroon ribbons. They were GORGEOUS with our black dresses.

@ae38: Yeah, I was gonna say... Are they going to pull down your pants and check to see that you're wearing panty hose and not just those calf-high hose-looking stockings? (I sometimes even wear those with jeans and heels in the winter) But I guess with a skirt you can't get away with that.

@Gabbo: And the sequels are already in the works. Dang x 2.

Ah crap. I have a tube of Dior Red Premiere at home. It's probably infecting all my other lipsticks with its low-level lead-y evil.

@cheri: @thanksluckystars: Oh sad! I had an amazing, amazing massage at the SoHo Bliss. But I guess it all depends on who you have. Just go early (or plan to stay afterward). You can hang out in the steam rooms and relaxation room all day and wash with all the yummy products.

@lfw1031: Even more so because they're both published by HarperCollins.