*pushes glasses up the bridge of my nose*

A "hot Jupiter" sounds like a gnarly sex act.

Good news for men everywhere.

I'm aware of the concept. Not sure what point you're trying to make in the context of the conversation, however.

Funny how you can only really say "grow a sense of humor" to white guys in response to making a racially/sexually charged comment like that. Had you said that to a black/asian/latina man or woman (straight/gay/etc), Jezebel posters (and, I imagine, any forward-thinking progressive) would rightly rip you a new one for…

As a straight white man, I resent and repudiate your invalid and irresponsible blanket assertion.

You sound extra mad.

Keep your SCI-FI out of my REALITY! SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Cloverfield wins.

Well said, Chris.

FUCKED

Well, I didn't want to say outright that the author ripped off Anderson and Beason, but sheesh. It's like Syfy stealing Jack McDevitt's MOONFALL and calling it "Fall of the Moon." Which they more or less did.

The plot device driving SLOW APOCALYPSE sounds suspiciously similar to that of ILL WIND, by Kevin J. Anderson & Doug Beason.

who?

The only scene I remember from that fucking movie is Artax drowning. Way to traumatize a kid, you fucks.

God, that was painful. And funny.

So it begins.

Anyway, I'm done with trolling. Thanks for the back and forth, kids. I'm tired of Godwinning everything.

You said "rape" twice.

The Aristocrats.