Yeah. The entire movie bugged me. Was enjoyable, but it was a pisser to suspend my disbelief and just ride it out. Captain America freezing to death was pretty amusing though.

Dark Eden — taking a cue from Arthur C. Clarke's RAMA sequel abomination with regard to stranded ancestral families.

Asian Hugo Weaving looks like George Takei's and Walter Koenig's gayby.

Your first sentence makes you sound dumber than I assume you are. He was in a friendship, which does not mean he was "orbiting," which in turn implies something else entirely. A friendship is a rarely wasted time.

Desperate is as desperate does.

Needs more skulls for the Skull Throne.

Easy there, tiger.

He have bricks in that helmet?

Well, if that monster was a Dominican rent-a-boy and that spear was Rush's penis...

Prometheus Two, Genocidal Boogaloo.

Regarding the Jessica/Hoyt scene. MASSIVE wall of text, be warned.

Does Sookie ever tell Jason that it had been Bill who orchestrated her beating? The characters, unlike the viewers, are not omniscient.

There were actually several instances where Hoyt manwhore-shamed Jason, up to and including threats and the carrying-out of physical violence. This is not an equivocation; I'm pointing out, however, that it happened.

Vader has endless re-envisioning on his side. If Deadpool proves too fast for Vader's clunky form, George Lucas will simply use CGI to speed Vader up.

Nope.

How droll.

His persona and image ruined them.

I'm an EXTREMELY fierce opponent of aerial wolf hunting, but this fucking plotline makes me want a Sarah Palin cameo.

Henry Cavill is capable of subtle expressions which convey a wide variety of nuanced emotions. I think he'll do Supes justice.

Also: Why doesn't the baby-eating Vampire regenerate? Why does his face always look mid-melt from having uncovered the goddamned Ark of the Covenant? Fucking Pamela looked like she was straight out of a Romero movie and yet she's back to being a hot piece of ass. But Baby-eater? Nada. Does he have vampire callouses on…