I'm a Pushcart Prize / Rhysling Award-nominated poet and I also justify a slew of questionable behavior. Nothing terrible, but not model citizen stuff either. Shrug.

Agreed. This one had a nice pace and kept up the hits. Pun intended.

I wonder if they're going to introduce Rickard Karstark. They've already set Robb up as an unflinching leader of men who gets his hands dirty... Robb's beheading of Karstark would be a powerful augmentation to this.

I waited and waited but Renly never produced that peach. A minor detail, sure, but disappointing; I guess the Renly of the HBO series is much less flippant, confident and cavalier than the Renly of the books, so the peach would look out of character.

FAP.

Hah, excellent observation. Love me some Dormer.

No, there was drowning. And CPR revival too.

Totally agree. Renly was supposed to be King Robert come again, as ruggedly masculine as a god. Renly of the TV show is a milk-fed twerp afraid of his own blood. Gimme a fucking break.

I'm angry at the penis, and I approve this news.

Going into it expecting nautical Eric Northman and explosions and will leave satisfied. Whoever goes into these movies expecting Schindler's List is an idiot.

GRANNY DON'T

No, he doesn't. So it just looks awkward when he goes after Jon.

That should've read as RORGE — RORGE should be sans nose.

This episode bored me. I'm not sure what it was lacking. It just bugged me.

Rhymes with meek!

He appointed a fellow with an iron hand to the head of the Watch — not Bronn. I guess they're consolidating characters.

WHY IS MY STAR EMPTY?

I can get behind those points.

Creatively bankrupt studios. Done.

I know. I'm cool with the Dark Tower's ending; I was referring to Under the Dome and The Stand.