Can I have their stuff?

I'm sick of Tara. Sorry babe; your hot lesbian sex and butch fight club vibe could only compensate for an annoying character for so long. Make her into a vamp or kill her already. Anything to stop the constant bitching and moaning and self-righteous rage. WAAAAAA SOOKIE YOU WEREN'T HONEST, WAAAAAAAA, I'M IN TOWN FOR…

I find it absurd and repellent that we're denigrating the memory of this proud, horny beast to satisfy our own hubris. Why, exactly, do we need to know the precise cause of their extinction? Hmm? What is *so* important about a murderous rock hurtling at breakneck speed toward a planet teeming with life? And what, for…

My face is the sun; your argument is invalid.

SPOILER: Robin Williams will be cast to play Coldhands.

IT'S A TRAP

That mask of his is grotesque — objectively creepy.

This explains why I have such strong urges to bash women over the head and drag them back to my cave.

Vesta: a name taken from the Greek virgin goddess. Can't help but think that they'd need to rename it if it ever penetrated our atmosphere.

If that doesn't sound like foodporn dirty-talk, I don't know what does.

I personally believe that U.S. bats are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . bats out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should…

I enjoyed Dillane's performance. He conveyed Jefferson's famous (and infamous) whims, which sometimes erupted from a dogged stoicism and thoughtfulness. That could easily translate into a brooding and iron-willed Stannis.

I, for one, am bloody thrilled that Liam Cunningham, that wise-cracking badass who got screwed out of a good death in Clash of the Titans, is playing Davos. He's perfect for the part. Good going, HBO!

More of Michael Bay taking a Number Two all over Hollywood.