No matter what The Guardian tries to tell us, British public schoolboys are as sexy as can be.

Oh yes.

That person is making less than no sense. Also, can I sit with you at the Jews who don't like Adam Levine and don't feel like we have to automatically like anyone who is even nominally Jewish, table?

Goddamn. I said, GODDAMN.

(Editor's Note: This beat does not exist. She made it up. We're just letting her go with it so she'll stop all the damn emails.)

Mazel tov. Burt thanks for the best news of the night.
Now he needs to be knighted:))

White feminist here. I think anyone who'd say that after the release of this album is just parroting some music snob they read somewhere and/or not giving it a real listen.

This was exactly what I thought of when I read about the new album this morning. If that wasn't the musical equivalent of a mic drop, I dunno what is.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce. Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of hip hop."

God I love her thighs. As someone with some THIGHS, I love that she, too, has some thighs.

This singer turned fashion moll is a-okay in my books because she already had an amazing fashion sense and she is a charismatic beauty.

I am waiting for fellow Texan Beyonce to come out enthusiastically in support of Wendy Davis. Because that would be fucking awesome.

My friend Liberty Ross got a sneak-peak at the collection last week. Her report:

I am a tolerant athiest who respects others religious choices, so I have no horse in this race, but...

I am an atheist and I LOVE THIS POPE. I love that his belief in God compels him to help others, as a contrast to the Rick Santorums of the world who use their belief in God to justify their bigotries. Those people are honestly beyond help. But truly, his example of compassion and empathy is just nice to see.

Damnit, McKellen.

All of a sudden, Sesame Street has started having my very favorite people as guest stars.

Lana is disgusting so many white women on tumblr love her racist ass , also off topic Lady Gaga is not a gypsy nor will her white privileged ass ever be one, it is a shame that Gaga gets away with being so racist but i guess racism against romani/travelers does not matter.

Things Lana Del Rey is:

I have a very rich uncle who has no kids and likes to spoil the crap out of my toddler. He bought her a Burberry dress, coat and shoe outfit just because. It's adorable and I appreciate it, but I cannot imagine why he thought she needed it. She will wear it once, maybe twice, then outgrow it. Maybe I should sell it to…