ROLF. (If he wasn't a Nazi.) (Is that cheating in two different ways? It might be.)

It's like the first fifteen minutes of Up. Every since time I think "I'm going to be fine, I've seen it before, I know what happens," and I always end up like:

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

My husband and I watch SNL every Sunday morning while we drink our coffee and every Sunday morning we wonder aloud why we still bother.

Sweetie, that's not quite how domestication works. Please see the Asian elephant, a species used in India as a draft animal but which has yet to be fully domesticated, in spite of their use in this capacity for literally thousands of years.

Canadian band Heart? Uh, last I checked, Washington State was still part of the U.S.

Good. Please let us be one step closer to getting these beautiful creatures out of their tiny, tiny pools. It breaks my cold, dead heart.

Even when playing a creepy-ass middle aged fangirl, Paul Rudd remains the hottest and most endearing man on the planet.

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"I know what Zayn's into, and it's definitely not you" was the part that got me to laugh out loud.

I am both proud and ashamed to get this reference.

"OK but Tom Hiddleston is also my boyfriend. Please do not judge."

Ugh, boy bands. Ugh (except Backstreet Boys. I like them).

Yep. Be done. Cut her off. If she had been receptive to changing, if she didn't realize she was doing it and improved, that would be one thing - but she's not.

You didn't mention this so it's total conjecture, but if you're worried about not having friends if you cut these people loose, just think to yourself "maybe…

If I were a celeb, I'd stick to an e-reader of some sort.

Blurred Lines is nominated, but nothing by Janelle Monáe is nominated?

oooh that "leftenant" does it for me, too

SO EXCITED ABOUT A TWO-HOUR SLEEPY HOLLOW SEASON FINALE!!!!!!!

Considering Jefferson was a deist at best, and was pretty "eh, whatever works for you" about other's religious beliefs, I find it hard to believe that he'd care one way or the other.

As a person who was born and lived for many years in a communist nation, I do equate communism with bad bad things and sincere leading communists with garbage. But Mandella was less a communist than he was a pragmatist. He allied himself with the cause when it served the project of liberation, just as he later was not…

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Dane DeHaan gets an Oscar before Leonardo DiCaprio?