This should come up when I look up douchebag in the dictionary

Or, drive an immensely heavy vehicle on hot, poorly laid asphalt?

Don’t feel sorry. I left my management, not Chrysler. Chrysler was a great company to work for. My manager and senior manager are why I quit. And now that I work for a tier 1 supplier, it’s WAY better.

That is the saddest thing I’ve read this morning.

“At the same time, she remains perplexed why the trucks were seized in such an aggressive fashion and with such shaky evidence to begin with.”

Defender owners are creating a custom grille plaque for the attorney:

Mr. Will Hedrick, you have earned immortal status among the ranks of every reader, commenter, author, and Beetle-rolling Jalopnik staff member. You are a hero. Thank you.

Between this and the Sepp Blatter resignation news, today is a good day.

Sepp Blatter is my favorite evil villain of all time. You could argue that he’s resigning because the walls are closing in quickly. OR you could say that he ran for reelection, won and then quit within a week because fuck it, why not?

Sepp Blatter’s I-Don’t-Give-A-Fuck levels are off the meter. In the inevitable movie…

Timely.

So which equally corrupt and morally bankrupt bribemaster is gonna replace him as the de facto figurehead of FIFA then?

From his lack of reaction, I’m guessing he’s at least 80% Russian.

Probably just flipped it back over, changed the tire, and drove home.

It's a Jeep thing yes.

‘Cmon man, you just rolled your Jeep...Claim it!

when the tire started to shred i was screaming at the screen “Let OFF Let OFF”

I think he was just expecting it. I believe there is a warning label on the dash of all jeeps that says “Will Flip, Eventually.”