Finally, a Gawker contributor as obsessed with dicks as I am!!

I’m pretty sure he’s just nodding his disapproval for the human taking video in portrait.

I approve of this demand.

Yeah, I was going to say that’s not how it usually goes.

My aunt went to school with her. This makes more sense than you know, being a Utahn and all...

The part that drives me nuts is that, beyond all the cheap (but somewhat attractive) styling on the outside, its like they hit the snooze button on the inside!

Not unless they stop with all the plastic cladding on the interior.

This is my punishment for accidentally clicking Jezebel, instead of Jalopnik.

Why do I get the impression that a BMW Club event always ends (or begins) in a massive circle-jerk?

They did simply copy it. NASA freely shared the design of the shuttles, and the Russians were strapped for cash. Seeing as the American design seemed the most efficient, they went with it.

I sometimes deliver the goods sideways.

Looks more to me like a way to prevent icky normal blood from getting on the windshield.

That makes me feel pretty damned guilty.

Where the hell do you work?

In addition, thanks to the murky web of leadership created by Fiat’s merger with Chrysler, it wasn’t exactly clear who Campbell worked for and reported to.

The per capita of assholes amongst motorcyclists is a great deal higher than in auto drivers, so let’s not pretend that it’s at all okay to be a sanctimonious asshole in any situation for motorcyclists.

This is saying that it is safer for the cyclist, not everyone involved.

He needed to line his pocket with plenty of bribes during the lead-up to election just one more time.

Best way I’ve ever heard this characterized. May I steal?

Maybe not constrain the video to after the lightning strike?