Very nice. Can you be my internet boyfriend?

1. Apple still has a presence in the lives of every person. They have an enormous influence footprint. Perhaps the largest in existence. Your charts showing market share are pointless.

Not everyone buys Apple.

There you go.

I’d go with Oracle. Awkward, a little out of date in some ways, but always a loyal fanbase.

With the face of Steve Jobs.

Servicing a device that is limited in how it interacts with other technology and whose OS is purpose-built for a narrow array of company-approved components should be a pleasure.

Hating Apple? That’s like hating whatever the other political party is for you. What’s the point?

Oh, I agree...but you know full well they’re going to bank off those extra inches.

You forgot that both are over-hyped, with legions of fans who’ll make do anything to excuse the pitfalls.

Our inability to access encrypted information poses public safety challenges.

Perhaps we can expand this breakthrough to oceanic cleanup?

Here’s a little thing the anti-vaxxers don’t bother contemplating:

Wait, so does partially human still count?

I don’t like the guy, but he’s partially correct here.

The bottom line here is that, everything needed to repair and diagnose a car is already available to the aftermarket and any vehicle owner, including modifiers.

How did I get back in the grays?

Beat me to it.

Oddly enough, we made a point of preserving one of our examples here in Salt Lake City. It was once the city library, but is now called The Leonardo (a nod to it’s educational exhibition re-purposing):

I’ve seen enough evidence that they’re willing to swing in that direction.