“I didn’t willingly go, ‘Hey, Alan, let’s have some fun,’ because no one on the planet would say that to Alan,” Ransome said.

Gross

I think it’s funny that a bunch of Trump associates and Trump himself were all tangled up with Epstein, but nope, just the democrats are the child abusers, Trump was apparently was just doing “research” according to QAnon. Also, the QAnon nuts are going crazy now because Musk posted a white rabbit emoji, which they…

I was hoping Harper and Daphne would just run off together and leave those two different types of dickheads behind. Alas.

Aubrey plaza deserved better. Her husband could only get it up when he felt she was losing and being submissive and he was winning because got to cheat on her twice. I was happy for the italian ladies though

The best Christmas for me was in 2020. I still did all the decorating and cooking and shit, but I didn’t have to deal with anyone else and it was great.

I have a 2-year-old, and I’m enjoying this period because she’s just into the latkes and the dreidels and the music, but I don’t have to compete so aggressively with Christmas yet. There’s a tree and an elf on the shelf at her daycare, but I don’t think she totally gets it beyond those signifiers. 

Of all the things I wish we ‘Mericans would adopt, Boxing Day is tops of the list. I’ve had too many miserable Dec. 26ths at work.

You have four more years before you have to really get into the spirit. Enjoy the feeling of not having to fight for the hot new toy while it lasts.

Oh no, dear, I’m not a Paper Scot. I’m born-and-bred Glaswegian (you know, the “scary” Scottish people, even though I’ve been told that I sound like James McAvoy and Peter Capaldi - only one of those is from my neck of the woods) and not some idiot who spat in a test-tube and now claims to be descended from Mary Queen…

I’ll admit it, I can’t tell if this is real or what an American thinks a Scot sounds like, but I enjoyed it.

In my family we tend to not make a big deal about Christmas Day or Boxing Day. Yes, there’s a big meal. Yes, we give presents. But we don’t force people to be jolly and spend time with people who we can’t fucking stand the other 364 days of the year, no sir.

I’m in Australia in the tropics and I hate Christmas. I have 2 teenage boys who enjoy the holiday.. And who I would do anything to make them happy, but I detest this holiday. I hate the crowds, traffic, the stress, the expectations of getting people gifts they will like, I hate having to do the damn tree, and having…

I really hate Christmas but now that I have a baby (and pregnant with another) I feel like I have to love Christmas. Or pretend to. 

The other one going around these days that I really like is the comparison of how many kids have been molested at a drag brunch vs at church.

Yup. There is such a pervasive unending narrative to be wary of the wrong shit. I’ve seen a lot of stuff on social media about how parents no longer allow their kids to attend sleepovers— because you never know what creeps might be at the other home. Ok this is fair enough.

Some of the worst evils are those done in the name of Christ. These are people who, if Christ came back today, would absolutely crucify him as a warning to others for daring to question the establishment.

This is oft repeated by Dan Savage over in the twit-space.

Brian Houston, and his father and family and that cult they formed, are scum. Absolute scum.

Victim blaming a 7 year old is “getting hit by a car driven by God” level offense.