"Your Eyes Won't Believe This Man Can Actually Walk On Planks!!"

When comparing Amazon's prices to Walmart's, also consider the extra cost that comes along with stepping foot into a Walmart: that terrible, terrible experience.

Hey, look at the durian fruit, smells like multiple forms of dead ass and people love it!

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

The interesting part is that I bet this will only get a fraction of the attention from the mainstream press compared to GM.. No gory stories or heartbreaking stories to help boost ratings. I could be wrong but will be very surprised if this gets more than half a paragraph from national news agencies.

Mr. Johnson appears to be quite busy in the comments.

Fallout: New Vegas

This one stays on my steam list installed for that reason. I know many people have their dislikes for it (especially the die hards from the Interplay days) , but I love this game.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

You can easily see far more than 24fps, unless you're just riffing on devs who try to use "cinematic" as a bullshit coverup for their poor framerates. 25-30fps is the minimum needed for acceptable movement, 45-50fps to look smooth, and 60fps for realistic movement. Above that is primarily for accuracy in gameplay—…

I'm convinced that Season Eight is the best season of cartoon television of all time.

Hank Scorpio episode, Homer boxing episode, Larry Burns, Maison Derriere, Hurricane Neddy, Chili Cook-off, X-Files episode, Pretzel Wagon, Mountain of Madness, Shary Bobbins, Poochie, John the gay guy from the hobby store…

I like NPR as well, but Sonari Glinton seems to come from an angle of "if I can't understand something then no one else can, either."

Another contender from Lifehacker's contest. Lifehacker says: "The speakers have a built-in amp, or they connect beautifully to one you may already have, or any other device for that matter. The AV-40s are geared towards people who love bass in their music, especially DJs and electronic or hip-hop enthusiasts, but you…

They are studio monitors, but fairly cheap. The M-Audio AV40s sound amazing, I would highly recommend them

I'm curious what makes you assume this. Even the Ivies lower their admissions standards for certain athletes.

That's bullshit.