Orange reflector always means production ready, right? Right?

Let’s face it: most people who buy this and think it’s an SUV are the same sort of people who have a dog that can comfortably fit in the glovebox.

You’re being very generous by calling it a Murano.

That I do believe.

I live in Newport. Range Rovers galore.

Exactly. Wait until they make a GTS model.

I do live in SoCal and you'd be astonished at how many people buy Rangies instead. The G wagon isn't that popular here.

My mother dearest is getting a Macan and I’m massively envious because I’ve always dreamt of a Porsche hot hatch.

Just remember, we'll love you and support you no matter what career you choose. Even if you never make more than $11k/year and live with us up until we die.

Scion: your sweaty uncle who always wears blazers and tries to be hip with you and your cousins at family reunions. He claims he can do an ollie, he claims he listens to Kanye, but in reality he's a single 54-year old who works in the HR department of a plasticware company in Tulsa.

As much as I am a defender of the Germans, when most Jalops want to tear them a new one over reliability (although in actuality, most German cars are reliable), the S-Class is not reliable (but it is stunning from a technical standpoint). It’s horrendously unreliable, actually. I’d rather spend less money on the CT6…

Cadillac basically just made a really solid A6. I approve. My favorite product in their lineup, actually.

Too fat, but otherwise an overall good looking design.

I literally came.

All this up here, it looks good it does. It looks damn good.

Avalon C pillar

I finally found someone cooler than Miles Davis.

600 Cummins torque.

I'm not the next Ayrton Senna or anything, but you'd have to be profoundly bad at driving to allow that to happen. Even holding the first loss of traction wouldn't have been that hard for anyone with even half decent car control. Caymans are really balanced.

Whoever made that threat deserves a punch in the face. Someone call Clarkson