This is fucking ridiculous.

I am a straight white male. Let me get that out there before you read the rest of this. I am also, by nature (because I'm half German), generally aloof. I give people the Clint Eastwood stare when they annoy me. I live alone, and sometimes the only words I say all day are to cashiers who ask "Do you want your…

God that's expensive.

Honest question: What was the last cool car that Honda sold here in the US other than the S2000? I'm not accepting the original Insight as a valid answer.

You've clearly never driven in Southern California.

These things don't really seem to serve any specific function, and ruin the look of a car. Just look at the lights of the US-Spec Fiesta ST above and compare them with the much cleaner lights on the Euro spec.

At best, front license plates ruin the look of a car. At worst, they compromise the aerodynamics too. Plus, they're not even illuminated like back license plates are, so what's the point?

Oh god this looks soooooo hoonable it sickens me to know I'll probably never even see one, let alone drive one.

Wow really? What kind of shop does that?

I've been looking into importing an Escort Cosworth, but can one even be imported to California? I'm aware that my home state is anti-fun car but I've not been able to find any info on whether the Cosworth is allowed. I definitely saw one at cars and coffee over here, but since that got disbanded, I never got a chance…

If I have a friend in the car who needs to use one of those drive through ATMs, I just go in backwards instead of me doing the whole transaction because I don't trust myself with anyone else's things.

He's said to have either longish red hair or he wears a red wig, sometimes a camo ball cap, and he has a thin, muscular build. Who does this shit? How satisfying can this be? This chicken-choker needs to knock this shit off and get some help, in that order.

Yup. Underneath all that is a Defender.

This entire console thing reminds me of a Ferrari's console, it looks pretty good.

Dated smart/hot/rich girl, above my league. Was apparently mediocre at sex, she could live with that somehow. I had to go off for another degree, long distance didn't work. Came back, spent some time together, was going to propose in the coming weeks because all seemed well, she ended up breaking up with me in a…

Why Buy Uzbekistan When You Could Have This Pullman For Less?

Miele, yes that German company that makes very expensive appliances, once made a car.

That's what I was thinking. I hope that's the case.