Bee: "HUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGG THIS CAR IS SICK"

I saw one of these in Palos Verdes during the late summer and remember thinking it looked so bad that they couldn't possibly sell it here after all. Guess I was wrong.

What?

He's the kind of guy who looks at the 2015 Mercedes C-Class and it's impeccable interior and says "that's all well and good, but I'd much rather buy American please and thank you." The C-Class is gorgeous inside, but perhaps a bit too art deco. The ATS is very old school. The gauges in the ATS look archaic, like they…

ISIS beware.

Does it uphold the Escalade tradition of being vulgar and overpriced?

Let's see some proof.

American stallions, apparently.

I'd trade a lot of Miatas to get the opportunity to shit myself in a Ferrari driven by His Mumbliness.

Judging by the comments here, I don't think it would be welcomed with open arms haha

I would give them my firstborn.

I, frankly, don't give a shit if it comes to the US or not. I'd rather have the Polo GTI or the Up! or the real Passat a lot more.

They already do. Several, in fact. All the others (except the standard Jetta) without recommendations are too new to have data on, so they might be reliable as well.

In person, the Scirocco is actually pretty boring.

Is the R400 coming stateside? I wasn't aware they announced pricing either.

Can the Asterion stop the rot? I hope so. It's a brilliant concept and were it to make production it would be the perfect antibiotic to counter the germs of understeer, if indeed they can purge the thing of generic Lambo-understeer.

This is thoroughly abhorrent. I'm so overwhelmed by the veritable crack shittery that I don't have any clue where to begin.

Still safer than that new Datsun.