Maybe this is more of a chase, but definitely the Gloucester downhill cheese wheel race. Basically, a bunch of drunk people get at the top of a muddy hill and chase a wayward wheel of cheese. The grand prize is the dirty wheel of cheese.

"We had lawyers at GM who didn't do their jobs, didn't do what was expected of them," Mr. Millikin said in the statement confirmed late Tuesday by people with knowledge of the remarks. "Those lawyers are no longer with the company."

Anti-German car articles get stars, and reads on here. After the "I don't care much for diesels" article, this seemed to be a way to get some readers back.

We have the FJ Cruiser for another year ish, does that count?

Jason, you never cease to amaze me with your simultaneously massively banal and yet interesting/hilarious articles.

Chris Bangle needs to pull his head out of his ass. He arguably designed the least attractive BMWs ever built.

Is it as boring and unremarkable as I expect it to be (a lot)?

I would give up sex for a year if it meant I could afford a 911S with the power pack. That probably puts me in the 1% of something.

I actually hate yellow turn signals because of aesthetics, but I understand why they're a safety thing.

Was that a reaction to the Writ of Unusual Transmission Tolerance and Intrigue?

No worries, I did.

No diesel, no wagon, no manual, no LS engine, no RWD, no yellow turn signal = HATE BURN KILL EVIL ABORT STAB MURDER PUNCH CRUCIFY on Jalopnik

Saw a yellow one of these at cars and coffee today. orgasmic. absolutely orgasmic.

"Best selling" has nothing to do with quality or reliability. There are a lot of compounding factors. Before we blurt out other false syllogisms, I can second the claim that the Sonic is a horrible and embarrassing POS.

Who is doing the best job of combatting vehicle pollution?

Do you guys ever find yourselves adding the suffix "-nik" to things for the sake of irritating people in the office? For example: "Who wants to go get lunchnik?" Or "I just drove a brown diesel Volvo wagon and got super erectnik."

Specifically, this Mustang.

fucking fuck

Luckily, the losses shouldn't be too substantial. You can only buy a 500e in California at the moment, and that's largely because of the state's zero emission vehicle mandate.