This is hilarious....

Woah, woah now.....actually, you have a point...they do look particularly fetching in their "lily-whites". I'm sure they'll be a hit at Fire Island this summer.

Gareth Bale is an....ugly guy. So there!

You speak nothing but the truth on all counts.

Geez, taking it a bit personal, no?

Of course....I'll feel much better if we can exact a little revenge on Swansea next week. Unfortunately, we won't be getting their second XI like Liverpool did.

That's awesome.

As an Arsenal fan, this makes me happy....and at the same time a little concerned. Always glad to see spuds choking, not very encouraged by Liverpool's charge up the table and remaining fixtures list.

The way this season's gone, 5 points isn't much.

This is like it's taken from my life.....except the lack of sleep part, I've never been a heavy sleeper.

Sure, some 'coffee freaks' spend a lot of time and money and the rest of us, with neither time nor money manage to make great cups of coffee without so much fuss. Just as plenty of tea freaks drop hundreds of dollars on exotic teas leaves and whatnot. Each to his own.

Que pena.

Not sure what Arsenal team you're following. Maybe you missed the part about Wenger building a core around British players and 6 of them signing new contracts this season.

Even the sun must shine on the ass of the lowliest dog. Let's see where you are in May. Piss off.

Not a classy move, but I highly doubt this was thrown for Ade. But let's jump to wild conclusions....maybe it was for Gallas....he was on the bench for Spurs and he used to play for Arsenal too and...he's, he's...black....that's it!

Ah, the rise and fall of soccer giants. It will be interesting to see if the vaunted Barca academy churns out some new superstars or if they'll be forced to spend big. Maybe a combination of the two, but I wonder who'll be their next Iniesta more than their next Messi.

What's the difference, you're they're all time best seller!

Awww, you created a burner account just for little ol' me? As I keep saying, THFC have such an inferiority complex. It's flattering really and the season's far from done. If you put your trust in Adebayor, you silly boys, that's not our problem. Oh, and there's the little meeting on Sunday, so you know, make excuses…

Um, yeah, what you're hearing is the sound of all your supporters, your players, even your coach trying talk themselves up for this game. It's understandable, even for 5pur2 the rarefied air of the upper portion of the table always smelled like our asses to you. Glad you managed to get your noses out of that, won't…