Lying to Oprah is like high treason right? A crime against humanity at least? Hate crime? Help me out here.

No, no....it's Ludicrulous.

Genuine laugh from this one....

That's some excellent sleutherin'....

These aren't mere hobbies. In my particular profession, architecture and related services, there are myriad fields and sub-fields and related areas. Sometimes being an all-rounder can work against you.

...only to be told 'we don't know where to place you' or somehow otherwise imply that you should have focused on one talent.

H&M....$9.95, your pick from thick to thin, Yukon Cornelius style or coffee shop "I'm a writer/artist" look. Once you learn how to actually wear one, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.

Well done....well done.

Sigh....really?

More like just escape relegation. But 51 points from the title is close enough.

Man, you must've read my mind.

Or even SFO, because I'm doubtful of that South Bend to Honolulu nonstop having seats available as it's such a popular route.

He wasn't that broken up over it:

Not a lady, totally with you.

Yes!

I know...unless there were STI warning signs (foul smell, weird looking clusters or bumps), it's all to the good. I have yet to see one in person that I didn't like, I'm not expecting that to change.

That's gold! Especially since at the time I read it, I could only see the first paragraph.

um...how easy the cheating was, not the TDF.

I'm kind of hoping that the Oprah interview ends with Lance talking right to the camera, telling how easy it all was and how we're all rubes, ala Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

Um, we're happy for you.