Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

For all the talk about concussions in the NFL, I’m starting to think that the real victims of CTE are NBA execs. Don’t these guys know Carmelo Anthony is like the Dwight Howard of basketball?

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

Yeah. She just cost us all an extra couple million in security.

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

That’s not been proven by Fox’s scientists yet.

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

The kid jails were what caused me to get off.

Steps for using Twitter properly:

Twitter is garbage and people should stop using it.

As a public school teacher, every year I have to go through an “ethics training” which includes things like “you cannot accept any gift of $50 or more”. It also explicitly states that if a parent offered to sell you something like World Series tickets for face value, this is also not allowed, as the actual value of it…

You know what I’m most looking forward to? It’s years from now (hopefully not too many!) when there’s a Democrat in the Oval Office, and these various departments are returning to something resembling normalcy, and the globally-respected scientist who is named to lead the EPA can’t get anything done because the GOP…

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Agree on RBG (though I haven’t had a chance to do more than skim the whole SCOTUS opinion).

When Reggie and CWebb are talking about how bad the calls are, you know what you’re in for in terms of officiating. It was bad.

Full disclosure that basketball is low on my sports tier list—I basically only get invested during the playoffs and as a Knicks fan (yup, I’m sorry too), my only rooting interest is always Lebron James.

I notice you didn’t mention the Lakers-Kings-level rig job the officials pulled tonight. The Rockets should have shot better but the officials were so obviously in the tank for Golden State it was laughable.

I remember where I was. I was in northern NJ, frantically calling my mom’s cell since she commuted through the WTC to her job down by the Stock Exchange, on a day when she was celebrating her 59th birthday. Finally got through to her after an hour as she was walking uptown, covered head to toe in dust. Eventually she…

He also moved the emergency response center into the World Trade Center, which was promptly destroyed in the attack, instead of the recommended MetroTech site in Brooklyn. Guess where that is today? In Brooklyn.