I get that the glasses are kind of the only thing to clearly signal that this is the same person, but if I were doing a movie with an adult Ralphie I’d have him wear an eyepatch that no one comments on for the whole film

America, can you just hold onto James Cordon for a little while? We’re going through some shit at the moment and we don’t need any more problems

Safer for the other diners now that the restaurant’s Cordened off.

Oh, well, then it’s not cool or funny anymore.

May we all be as happy as this dopey looking version of Link, someday.

Of course I’ve seen a knee.

For those who are looking for the fuller size version of the graphic. I just noticed Link’s goofy smile on it.

“Angelina Jolie reveals that she is related to Jon Voight in new interview”

Highly unusual for an arachnid

I suppose it’s possible to start rumors about yourself. You could leave an anonymous tip somewhere or speak off the record and have it leak. But if you go on Leno and say “I lied about my age during the audition,”  then you haven’t started a rumor. You’ve just increased the amount of information available about…

Never understood the kids who wandered around with those teeny buckets. Serious trick or treating requires a pillow case!

As a latter day Gen Xer I feel embarrassed by older Gen Xers (they were teens in the 80s when I was a kid). They all seem to have become the most reactionary. I guess I should’ve expected it from the Alex P. Keaton crowd, but they seemed so cool in those John Hughes movies and with the grunge and the MTV!

conformists who equate ironic consumption with nonconformity

I don’t see how I’m supposed to pleasure myself with these adult toys...

It’s almost like you can’t read:

Oh, I’ve read quite a few things actually, like Blizzard’s own policy.

Honest question, what does shoe leather taste like?

One of my friends has this problem. I just saw her complaining about it on Twitter this morning. She has cricket mobile. Discrediting large groups of people as "vibes" because it doesn't fit your narrative is gross and unempathetic.

Yeah but the article didn't provide me with their full name, address, age, SSN and place of work so that I might validate the claims personally!