God I am so excited that we are only two years away from EA releasing a second game called Madden NFL 25.

52000000 card pickup.

God, I miss old video game advertisements. 

The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to...thankfully, in this case.

...do people really still care about EGS?

Games shouldn’t need a day one patch, they should be tested to Worthing an inch of breaking before being sold to consumers.

“I've been googling legal terms all morning and this is actually a HUGE win for Vic!  In this essay, I will..."   -- Vic's weird fans obsessing over this for several years, probably.

Dude looking like the wish version of Homelander in this picture.

I once saw a man I disliked intensely sit on his own balls.

Soooo...you want McDonald’s franchisees to dump millions of pounds of eco-waste into the ocean because you can’t wait for your plastic crap that you’ll eventually toss in the trash? It’s all crap, man. Grow up and get over it.

We are talking an NFT project. Them lying about the number of staff they hired, along with everything else, seems far more likely.

“To work on this project we brought more than 70 staff members on board”

Omg stop using a few tweets from random people to prove that the sky is falling about something so frivolous 

Ironically, my pre-reading age kids were very upset they got Pokemon cards instead of a toy when they last got a Happy Meal.

People are strange. I don’t visit Giz sites very often anymore, and I know there’s not much more than weird and silly spectacle here anymore, but sometimes I’m just baffled by things I see here.

I just keep asking: why? Why would this woman spend time promoting a game on Tinder? Why would anyone buy a game to impress…

I got guys to spend $40 on me by faking interest in them, is an odd thing to brag about on multiple counts. First because it’s not much money - less than a night at the bars, And second because it’s a crappy way to treat people. She was on a dating app where both people say they are interested in each other, these…

No. They suck too

Him: I like your outfit

Hades gives you many many way to make yourself more powerful, permanently. Give it a chance.