Ahem, I believe you mean *fewer than.*

That is one they should arguably win.

I’m interested to revisit Sunshine. I last played it when it was first out, and I quit halfway for the difficulty curve. Mario games are best when you can cruise through at your own pace, and decide when to challenge yourself. I love the insanely hard levels, too, but only when I know I can walk away any time.

There is now so much rampant price gouging and scamming in the marketplace, it takes too much time to filter all the garbage out to zero in on an authentic item that isn’t also overpriced. Nevermind the insane prevalence of phony reviews, so even when you find the real deal, you have to be a fucking detective to suss…

I'm not going to lie, I would definitely watch the show if that's what it was. 

It’s an incredibly well made game on a technical level, perfectly optimized to the hardware. I'm not sure it's my favorite overall SNES game, but it's easily in the top five 

I’m confused. You mentioned that the SNES game wasn’t well remembered, so I’m offering an answer to why it may not have hit as well over the NES game. Also, the WII game traded heavily in nostalgia, but was not as far as I know any better a commercial success than the SNES game. I think maybe you just remember it…

It was a critical success when it came out, but occupies an odd space: it has no real boxers at all, let alone one both so simultaneously famous and infamous as Tyson to hook people and anchor it to reality. So while I think it’s a technical improvement in every way, that was probably not enough to overcome those…

No

Super Punch Out fucking owns. Also, all of the Punch Out games had health bars. I mean, it's cool if you don't like it, but... no, it's not cool, actually. Not cool at all.

So his wife, instead of bludgeoning him to death with the nearest blunt object, actually humored this dummy and explained it, and instead of dropping it his response was to ask anonymous Redditors if he was being obtuse? There’s no way to unpack that depth of stupid.

Nope, not even if they offered to pay me. I’m looking forward to the articles in the second week after opening telling me which locations are suddenly closed for quarantine.

Earthworm Jim was fine, I guess. I had the first one on SNES, and I rented the second one. They’re second rate platformers, though, and really only worth the oddity and gross out humor. I aged out of that at roughly the same time.

You’re right,they didn’t do it fast enough; so let’s leave it forever now that racism is solved.

THPS3 is the only one I have ever played, but I played it a *lot*. It’s nice to see I started at the top and ended there, too!

I didn’t see it until it was too late to edit, so apologies for the confusion. I imagine this is how dumb, unnecessary internet slang gets started, though, so I say run with it!

Given that you have that Raiders of the Lost Ark image right up top, tell me you’re going to do an article on the bitchin 2600 game at some point. It’s great, but totally bonkers!

“This game is Dan”

You presume that I already *don’t* dress as Squirtle regularly?

This game is Dan. My daughter now gets her toothbrush herself and excitedly asks to play every morning.