For me it was Toys 'R' Us, which... oof. Double whammy.

There was no pizza I would even classify as decent. “Not inedible?” OK. “Will eat because I’m already six beers deep and have no other options?” I suppose. But decent? No, sir! I’ll get ramen instead, thankyouverymuch!

There are many, many things that I miss about living in Japan. The pizza is not one of them. 

Well put on all fronts!

I'm glad you did this. I was definitely not going to play this remake, and now I might actually. Thank you!

I feel like a lot of people think I’m criticizing this game, or something. I’m not. I’ve just been there and done that for this story and these characters. I get that it’s hugely different, but that isn’t selling me, one lame old dude, on sinking $60 and several hundred hours. Everyone is more than welcome to buy it,…

Great. You have at em.

Cool.

I can see why last year you couldn't get into it. The graphics and story are not to par with what we expect from AAA games now. It makes perfect sense to prefer the version that's expanded and redone from scratch. 

FF7 was THE game for me when it came out. I was 15, so the perfect age for the story, and it looked so cool compared with what had come before. I am not just a little embarrassed to say that Aeris and Tifa contributed heavily to my teen awakening, as it were. All in all, I probably put something like 150 hours into it…

To be fair, they said they weren’t I’m the mood, not that they didn’t have time. Seems silly to click, read, and comment on the first place if you're not in the mood, though.

Agreed on all fronts!

I love this. I'm going to make up my own tune and use those lyrics with my daughter. She's juuuuust starting to make assumptions, and I'm hoping to nip it in the bud ASAP.

As gamers are, as a whole, a thoughtful, inclusive, and reflective group, I expect this change (one that in no way negatively impacts anyone at all) to be received with open arms and thunderous applause. Hooray for gamers!

Neat! Hooray for language!

I have never played a KH game, but Sora (空) and Yozora (夜空) mean sky and night sky, respectively. So it makes sense that they’d have some kind of mirror relationship. They’re probably meant to be reflections of each other, like one is the other’s dream, or doppelganger, or pallet swap in Smash.

Bravo.

I love all the people rushing to take this article seriously. 

That title seems wrong. I think it was called, "The Jedi that couldn't Slow Down."

That title seems wrong. I think it was called, "The Jedi that couldn't Slow Down."