“Who gives a shit?” is currently the most-liked comment on an article that not only expressly defines who, in fact, gives a shit, but also why they do. Way to go, dummies.

Some people just need killing.

Do you know where I can find some sailors?

For sure. It’s easy to take for us to take for granted, even today. I think a lot of people would be shocked at the massive disparity between rural and urban access to “common” or “everyday” technology.

While it’s true that Japan had TV broadcasts by ‘55, many didn’t have TVs into the’60s. IIRC it was actually the’64 Tokyo Olympics that spurred a lot of TV buying. To that point, it was kind of a novelty that most associated with being welthy.

Yes, yes, “no plans.” But who can account for siezing the moment, of waking mad as a hatter at 2 am and bellowing, “By Jove, I believe it’s time for a port!?” No one. So, mark my words: that Switch port is one ended relationship or strong dose of mushrooms away from realization. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be…

I too was on my way to a costume party. Interestingly enough, not the /same/ costume party!

Not accepting blame, but rather doubling down and blaming the world for his own corruption. Huh, I guess now that his gaming journalism career is DOA he’s gunning to be a part of the White House’s Communications Dept.?

Suuuuuure, PS2 controllers from Yahoo Auctions. *Wink*

Language is a living thing that ignores all attempts at codification. Consider the gif/jif debate. You can tell a person how it’s/actually/ pronounced all you want, but motherfuckers are gonna stick to what they know. So you do you and keep saying N.E.S. all you like. Fuck the (Jump) man!

I do not understand why anyone would care. These guys aren’t Tolkien, weaving an intricate tapestry where each game adds another new level of nuance to a vast, overarching narrative. These dudes are making great games, and then going, “Oh shit, that timeline thing. Umm... actually Link is a schizophrenic who lives all…

True, but all games that will never be made are also perfect for the Switch, so you're still thinking too obtusely.

THE FUTURE IS FORSAKEN!

Were players expecting the secret to immortality? That’s the problem with hype: you’ll always be let down, because your imagination builds far beyond what is reasonable. The developers are humans making a game to make a buck, after all. They’re not reasonably going to hide the meaning of life behind an unsolvable…

It's about ethics in tomatoanuses.

I will never watch one of these movies, but I would watch your dystopian, time-travel Mamma Mia movie a thousand times.

Telling you that you’re not convincing me isn’t trolling, man, but whatevs.

I 'm glad you're not trying to change my mind, because you're failing, but it sure seems like you needed a lot of words to say that. Thanks!

Again, none of your criticisms ring even close to true to me. I don't feel that way about the movie.

I don’t see dislike or indifference as an issue; everyone’s taste is their business. It’s the lengths that the naysayers go to that baffles me.