Yo Shep, dope deal I found today:

Yo Shep, dope deal I found today:

My go to cocktail is a tanqueray and tonic, but even I would not want to “taste” gins. And holding a mouthful of gin for 15 seconds sounds like that should be outlawed by the Geneva convention.

“He was a football player.”

This is an actual slick deal. Nice post Emily!

Can we get a source on this one Shep?:

Can we get a source on this one Shep?:

“But for my kids, who occasionally ask if we can get a trampoline or if they can visit some friend-of-a-friend who has one? I distract them with video games.”

I certainly do think about this every time I hear someone say “Our grandparents drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes all through their pregnancies and we all turned out fine!

So... the possibility of a recording showing that a known racist is racist, should have been the focus of the day? Are you implying this was more important than Trump firing his critics? Tail wagging the dog? Seems like the press did the right thing here. Completely disagree with you.

If they just put another game in there, what would an xray help?

You could just put another game in there. Would be the easiest way to duplicate the weight, and an xray wouldn’t show anything out of the ordinary. Xrays can’t read the label inside. 

Damn, I used to LOVE me some A&W. I travelled hours several times to find out the A&W was a) Long since closed and never updated online, b) Closed only a week prior, and c) I called the store in LA to MAKE SURE it was still open. She said yes.... Called again because I couldn’t find it... and she said “We are a taco…

Yea, and any dumb question is not only stored forever, but can then be retrieved by anyone who is close enough to just ask Alexa verbally? I see no problems with this.

This needs more stars. More accurate than all the other crap being stated here about the possible merits of a Leto Joker. He may have not designed this shitty joker, but he IS this shitty joker. I think there are a LOT of other people to blame for making it so awful (whoever convinced everyone that goddamn “damaged”…

Of course this is Florida Man. Great photo to match. What a fucking incredible breed.

A victim of my american schooling... I can’t conceptualize any of these temperatures without looking them up and converting them. :(

Some, I assume, are good people.

Now we’re fuckin talking

100% this. When I get a flight I immediately take a small sip of each before choosing my adventure. The last thing you want is to get stuck with a beer you dislike as a lingering aftertaste after drinking several others that were much better.

I’m hoping Seattle handles this the way we did in San Diego, and tell them to completely go fuck themselves forever and always. Makes me so goddamn happy. 

This seems like a complete joke. This isn’t serious is it? Posting a page full of bad ms paint level cut and paste images and a couple reaction gifs? Is NAMI even a real thing?