Ha! Posterized!

Preach

Nice call, I work a block from Regents. Great beer. Killer lasagna too.

“I am done with pageants,” she said. “I don’t see myself competing again. I am happy with leaving the pageant world behind me.” 

I just got instagram like 2 weeks ago. Seems like I shouldn’t have. Pretty people getting paid to travel and be idiots? I think I’ll probably bail before I’m part of the problem. 

Ha! Yep. I thought “thrown to safety” would have been the thing that tipped people off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Annoying, cartoonish, tedious garbage that could have been conveyed in a much simpler and clear method? Seems about perfect for these shitty videos.

300 the game. 1 million on screen enemies... no continues.

I won’t waste your time anymore. I’m just being a dick, dude. Sorry. Thought it was clear enough that it was sarcasm but some people took it pretty literal.

Studies show it dude. Clear as day. The main auto study showed it, and there was another one.

Yea, but that study is bullshit. The CDC is the center for disease control. They think car crashes are a disease! They are as dumb as someone who had their head crushed because they wore a seat belt. SAD! #murderbelt

Oh man... how much free stuff do you guys actually end up with to “review”?! I feel like we need a rewards program for dedicated commenters. ;)

Oh man... how much free stuff do you guys actually end up with to “review”?! I feel like we need a rewards program…

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3121590/

/s

Nope. It’s true. I know a guy in the seat belt industry that told me straight up everyone knows seat belts have been useless for decades, but we still have them because of bullshit big wig belt lobbyist lining everyone’s pockets. Gotta hand it to Ralph Nader. His “raiders” use scare tactics better than Trump himself…

Nah, just jokes man. :)

I appreciate the “devils advocate” perspective, but it definitely isn’t how anything actually works. They clearly have some deal worked out with these cities.

I like the idea of someone in Hollywood repitching every shit cancelled show spun to be the exact premise of Better Off Ted.

Studies show wearing a seat belt usually kills you. Very often those without a belt are thrown to safety and those belted in are crushed and catch fire.

Alright. By all means then... continue your outrage at identifying the continent. Let me know how that goes.