Wait, WTF are ski water ramps? And how the hell can you do “720s, 540s, 360s, front flips, and backflips” on this and then have an olympic run that I unquestionably could do myself, as could many kids around the age of 7?

Awesome. Not sure if it’s the exact same species, but this is one of my favorite videos on the internet:

Sweet baby Jesus. You’ve BECOME a meme. You’ve achieved full troll. I never thought it was possible. Congrats!

Japan drives on the left?! Oh man I thought the UK and some scattered british colonies were the last hold out.

Has no one seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze? This was Keno’s signature move!

Jesus christ. If someone paid me to come up with a comment that sounded like it was written by a narcissistic sociopath, I could not have come close to yours. Get help soon, friend.

Trust me? Haha... guy uses that line so often. Who actually trusts donald trump about anything?

So wait... all that without specifically pointing out a single thing he said that you are disagreeing with? You just want to quote an interview and follow it up by saying “dummy dumb dumb, shut ur dumb mouf”. I’m not saying this isn’t some classic MD word vomit, but..... this is just lazy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aeelprsttis steelpeter, aacchlor is charcoal, and the other one should be sulfur but I’m not sure what beimnorst is. 

That was my point. I didn’t understand what he thought gap insurance was.

Unless he wrecks the car, gap insurance means nothing, right?

I wonder if the people on their soap boxes trying so intently on ruining this guy even know what he was actually accused of. He called two women “cows”... and he laid next to one. Lock him up, right?

At $2 a shot I’m making money on any bottle over $34 bucks. I’d bring in some goddamn ziplock baggies.

So the Tide Pod Eating Challenge is.... biting into a Tide pod then spitting it out? Has anyone even swallowed one of these, let along get sick from one, let alone go the the hospital for ingesting one of these? This is a fake bullshit thing.

Wait, wait... wait......“5 shots of anything for $10"??

Lip busted open?!?! How was that possible? I’ve been kissed harder than that kick. Like... literally.

God. Damn. This is bewildering. I watched a recent movie of his and wondered how he became such a terrible actor. I went back and watched under siege. Turns out he was always a terrible actor, but you can hide it behind a lot of knife fights and other better actors.

A fight between an angry beaverr and a moff diver? Haha... that’s a toss up. :)

Doesn’t it reduce his exposure too?

God damn I hate this site. Is there a way to disable jezebel links from showing up on other gawker sites?