194 people get this reference? Shocked.

US legal system! Built by lawyers for lawyers. What a goddamn sham.

Oh man, you can’t ride the clutch from a stop in 3rd gear? Man, that’s like one of the first things I realized I could do on my first manual car back in high school(before I learned how to not be an idiot). Just feather it!

Did this expire? I get an error in the cart.

Did this expire? I get an error in the cart.

Cool! Enjoy! No need to pre-attack anyone that may disagree with you about it though.

Okay good. Whew.

Haha, I feel like this was said through his teeth “Jezebel... has been doing some................ great............ politics... coverage., Etc?”

Could not have put it better.

I fully admitted I have no fucking clue. I’m not a mom, and I don’t think this is common knowledge.

You guys sure love paying more and more money for this game.

Just when I want to leave Destiny for being a shit game..... New outfits! And a gun changed color! IM BACK!

Decades from now, when the world is dying and the last of us fight for morsels of food and remnants of shelter. Stories will be passed down of waste and frivolity. None will be looked on with as much heartrending confusion and spite as the stand alone panini maker.

Decades from now, when the world is dying and the last of us fight for morsels of food and remnants of shelter.…

Goddamn it, if they don’t bring back Gendry I’m filming fan fiction. That’s horseshit. KING GENDRY!

Wait, if you run out of milk... babies are just drinking blood. Is that real? This post made me queasy for multiple reasons.

It’s twice the price, but it has a better filter and last for 1000 liters instead of 15 for the Brita:

It’s twice the price, but it has a better filter and last for 1000 liters instead of 15 for the Brita:

This guy seems like he probably skin cats in his basement. Well, the basement in his moms house where he still lives.

Shep slangin deals and dropping sweet granola bar pro tips.

Shep slangin deals and dropping sweet granola bar pro tips.

I just can’t understand why 90 different people would decide that they didn’t need their tent or sleeping bag anymore. Or their shitty, but clearly hand-designed FRAT cooler. Just... can’t make sense of it. Was there a bear attack? I understand leaving trash, but brand new camping gear is fucking expensive.

I totally see it!

Ha... never thought a JaMarcus Russell reference would be relevant in this conversation, but damn if it doesn’t make sense.