What are you talking about?

100% true. It still blows me away how much time they put into big beautiful backgrounds... and they spent no time at all creating unique bosses, unique playable areas, and unique story. Pretty shitty priorities.

So the crowds can dissipate between parades I assume.

No one has mentioned this yet. Part of the update included a tease about what appears to be some kind of upgrade to sparrows. Nothing is clear, but either some new sparrow abilities... or maybe the oft requested sparrow races.

A story... any story. The game is less immersive than most NES games. The missions are all the same areas over and over with just slightly more damage resistant bosses. There's nothing new to the game, nothing that sets it apart. Matchmaking is an offline chore. The loot mechanism slows the game to a halt. The scope…

I like to think of it as a video game. But even in your comic book metaphor it doesn't hold up. In that, it can (and will) be episodic, but it can't be flawed and blatantly missing elements that are hopefully fixed later on. The foundation should be set, you can develop from there but it shouldn't feel like a beta or…

Yep. This story isn't a story.

Brilliant 'shop man... Nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say it's really... NOT BAD!

I'm just grad you actually made an attempt instead of making some shitty comment about master race PCs

Too scared? You think your friends want to hang out around your pc and watch you fuck around with your keyboard and mouse? Console's are social. PC's are anti-social. It's comparing apples and anti-social apples.

This thread is garbage. Take your PC circle jerk somewhere else.

Exactly. Just the normal garbage around here.

It's super fun. You should try.

Now, we can see his take move about.

That opening paragraph is a confusing mess.

Expected this.

I'm afraid you'll have to do your own reading. But I encourage you to read all of the responses if you have time. They are pretty clear and helpful.

Wait, you are upset about journalistic integrity or about name calling? I feel like a fair number of comments showed you your flawed logic and now you are doing this straw man argument about someone denying your heritage.

Yo Kotaku, why no mention of PSN being down. Everyone else is talking about it.

Yea, I came here to laugh in some faces about the absolute garbage American show getting cancelled. Now I'm sad because this show looks fucking awesome.