Kewl.

Not a chance someone was making this character anything BUT a douchebag.

Oh I agree. I don't think Jezebel writers hate attractive women. Hell, the writers may all be supermodels for all I know. Their biggest offense, to me, is sensationalizing trivial shit and using awful upworthy clickbait headlines to pull me away from the other gawker sites I actually read.

Nah, I don't hate anyone. Like you I just maybe have an over-inflated sense of importance and an innate need to be right. I bet in real life we'd be BFFs.

Hey, fair enough. I'll miss you though. Maybe I'll respond to this in a few months or years and we can get the feud going again?

I figured you'd try to rewrite history again. How can you call it "one comment" when I showed you more than a handful of insults against me that you said before I'd even responded to you? How can you even pretend to believe what you are saying? Show me one insulting name I called you other than "clueless" in my first…

Unprovoked eh? You realize that's ALL you have done. Before I even made one comment your way, you had already called me "shallow", "immature", a "manosphere troll", a "beta", you said I need to "grow up" and for some reason that I also need to "put my dick away". THAT was the start of your "intelligent discussion"?…

It's pretty commonly accepted that Jezabel is just garbage clickbait man-blaming bullshit... but my point was to make a joke at their expense. But now I get it. It isn't their fault. They have to pander to the lowest common denominator so people like you can understand it. Jezebel isn't the real problem. You are. They…

Seriously. Video is never my preferred option. I don't know why everyone seems to think having someone read a list to me is better than letting me read the list in 1/50th the time and hassle.

Well at least you admitted who you actually should be vilifying. That's step 1. Step 2 is admitting that you chose to attack me instead because I'm a male. I downplayed this story and made a joke at the expense of the Jezebel writers and you took the opportunity to insert your preconceived talking points on men. I…

"And this angry website that tried to out her is a bunch of angry chicks that just hate on really attractive women. They should find something else better to do. To me this is a total nothing burger." - Andrea Tantaros

No, Andrea Tontaros made the statement. I simply repeated it as part of a joke, and you attacked me instead of her. Then you called me a manosphere troll. Clearly you have issues with men, I'm simply telling you that having issues with me is misguided. This is preschool level comprehension you are struggling with.

Whatever his means and/or rhetoric, his message will help keep more women safe, no? Frat guys I've known tended to be pieces of shit, and I'm fine with the assumption that this guy is too. Regardless of the details of consumption related injuries, assault, rape, or false accusations of any or all of the above...…

Why should I address anything? You aren't arguing with me, you are arguing with Andrea Tontaros. A woman. I didn't say Jezebel was hating on her. Andrea Tontaros from Fox News did. A woman.

Sup.

"And this angry website that tried to out her is a bunch of angry chicks that just hate on really attractive women. They should find something else better to do. To me this is a total nothing burger." - Andrea Tantaros on The Five on Fox News

Wait, Jezebel IS a bunch of angry chicks but they don't just hate on attractive women. They hate on men first, then men sympathizers, THEN attractive women.

Kinda sad how none of this came to fruition and none of the weapons, maps, or characters look half this cool. These designs look amazing. More like a 500 million dollar game should. Unfortunate they didn't follow through with any of it. Could have been a rad game.

Surge is coming back and I still can't get any goddamn Crystal Pepsi?

Whoa! Aliens? Damn, maybe I need to play this game.