What in the absolute fuck is this mutation? And how the hell would this ever be an ideal setup for someone with two hands? This is a joke right? It's a joke and I'm the dumb one I hope.

After the lead picture, how was this story not about girls wearing creepy KC Jones masks?

So they robbed people. Can you not just sue them? I feel like this is why they invented suing people.

Fucking 90's patriarchy! Men are the worst!

It's not a movie. It's a game... a game with options. The ending made none of that matter. The ending wasn't options, it was colors.

Good riddance is a little harsh, but being able to separate mass effect and the guy responsible for the ME3 ending is cathartic for me.

I hope some day someone can at least produce some kind of awesome cinematic that replaces the bullshit ME3 ending with something as powerful, emotional, and fulfilling as the rest of the series had been. I just feel like I can't get closure on it. Like the game forgot to include a real ending and they just threw it…

Yea, after all the disappointment... that kinda helped a bit. Not having the ending include any of these characters you've spent years with? Gathering all these people and races and armies to not see any of the battle? Just so utterly anticlimactic. So sad. But the Citidel DLC helped quite a bit. Still shitty though.

A billionaire having some fun with consenting adults. How "deeply upsetting"! What a "nightmare"! Someone call the cops!

Romance is dead. One guy behaving like an asshole on an internet dating site confirms it.

What's with the shitty framerate of the video?

Sure, but he's saying it wasn't enough to kill the market for DVD because the investment in the upgrade didn't outweigh the visual improvement. I'd say that's a valid analog to the current gen. It's better, clearly... but worth ~$550 for PS4, PS+, and your first game? The improvement is incremental, not…

At this point I wish I had as well. I got the XBONE as a gift and it was such a piece of shit I traded it in for a PS4. Cost me an additional 300+ since the trade in sucks and PS4 MP is $60. Should have just spent that on PS3 games and pocketed the rest. Current gen is such a minor upgrade over previous gen I really…

Wow. It's possible I've never been this confused. I have zero clue what any of these words mean. I want to say this is terrible grammar, but I really can't even confirm that.

By "dudes" the author means the 7 straight males that read Jezebel, right?

Then how are they going to make millions on shitty playstation now streaming rentals?

Dibs.

Those spanks at 3:00. Her face says that was her idea. She appeared to enjoy the hell out of it.

Every other player on the field must use any part of their body other than their hands.

FUN FACT: The World Cup has been won by a grand total of 3.5 countries throughout history.