I mean breaking it apart defeats the main advantage of eating bananas, a hand-held food that you don’t actually have to touch with your dirty ass hands...

I think I need an emotional support Xanax.

I fully blame the teachers, this whole bullshit about there not being a plan in place is a lie they made up to cover their asses after they used the drill to harass and belittle a trans girl.

...teachers in one Stafford County Public School directed children to bathrooms or locker rooms closest to them, but couldn’t decide where to send the girl, who is trans...

I love how can still see some of the underlying line gesture. I miss hand drawn animation.

Yup. Because lordt knows a leading lady can’t be darker than her leading man...🤨

To make it fair to everyone, John Henry’s wife will actually be played by a light skinned Latina or East Asian. lol

Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

On the plus side, John Henry is not being portrayed by Scarlett Johansson!

I did, right here on this site. I will never understand why they thought that was OK. I wonder if Beyonce regrets it...

Fuck all the commenters who are trying to paint the mom as lazy. You know what dads can’t do? Help gestate the child for 40 weeks. They can’t nurse if the mother is breastfeeding. You know what they can fucking do? Change a goddamned diaper. Let’s make it easier on them and not assume it’s defacto the mother’s job.

Man, only once has it been an issue. Some lady got the store manager and I told him that if this is the only place to change my kid, this the place to change my kid.

Note: I’m white so, ya, I understand that this experience may vary based on, ya know, the bigotry of a particular place. 

It is a Democrat vs. Republican thing, though. Mitt Romney famously refused to change poopy diapers, and I guarantee the current occupant of 1600 Penn NW has never changed one in his life. Not all MAGAchuds won’t change a diaper, but I’ve never once met a young father who won’t change a diaper who doesn’t fit the…

It was a running gag on SNL in the 90s. During Weekend Update, Tim Meadows played Ike Turner and would flip out on Kevin Nealon or attempt to bully him into doing something. Like, they would re-enact the “Eat the cake” moment from What’s Love Got to Do With it.

jfc and she/their abusive relationship was the punchline to so many jokes. imagine going through all that trauma and people on tv constantly making jokes about it. ffs.

I love her. Sidebar—she had a kidney transplant in 2016. The donor was her current husband. So glad she managed to escape Ike with her life and later found the type of person who would give her his kidney.

That’s what I did. No changing facility in the mens room? Off to the ladies.

I’ve been dealing with this too. I’ve just started making sure the ladies room is empty and doing my baby changing in there.

Oh, holy shit. We’ve been watching Truaxe’s bipolar swings unfold on Insta for a while now, but this is very bad. We’re getting into psychosis here. All that weird name dropping, the idea of a massive criminal conspiracy - those are grandiose delusions. This can get into dangerous territory (like, legit life-and-limb…

Waitrose delivery people will have cameras on them recording their every move through your home