HAHAHA. THIS COMMENT KNOCKED THIS ARTICLE OUT OF 69.

Man, I hate Kotaku they never give away free consoles or games. Maybe I'll go over to IGN's website and start commenting on their articles just to say fuck you :)

Pedobear?

No. No it wouldn't.

At this point Pokémon games are like sports games. You don't want a neutral view, you want a fan perspective, because if you want to know if this a good videogame, then it's not for you. The question is if it's a good Pokémon game.

"...the first few issues of the Fables comic, in which Bigby solves the murder of Snow's sister, Rose Red. Then again, I didn't really like that storyline much, either..."

Excuse me, waiter. I ordered the video game article. The chef seems to have accidentally garnished it with a political commentary glace which ruins the entire flavor of the dish. Please return this to the kitchen.

The game's controls also leave something to be desired, though they're mostly an improvement on The Walking Dead. Interactions for objects in the environment are tied to the controller buttons in a way that, at least with the 360's color-coded buttons, made intuitive sense to me. Press Y to look, press X to talk, and…

How about the flip-side of that? Put the Heavy in Super Smash Bros.

Bought it.
Technical issues with TWD never really got to me, and I tend to love anything that Telltale put out (besides the underwhelming Jurassic Park).
Excited for the release tomorrow!

You not knowing what glassing someone means is probably the sweetest, most adorable thing I've encountered all day.

Wario in Counterstrike? What about TF2?

I'm so glad I don't notice these kind of things.

What's going on in this thread?

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no, you are not sol. I am Sol.

Said every 14 year old playing Grand Theft Auto while using profanity in every sentence

To late, i like video games

I dont think Ken is aware of internet rule #34.