I like to sever hands with torn Dr. Pepper cans. #jklol.

Has quite a few problems. Very accurately pointed out! I applaud you, sir!

Uhh, this is how I normally act on Live.

"HOPE YOU LIKE DICKS..."

Gabe can count to penis. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

That's madness. Both the new xbox and ps are by far the best looking machines possible. They look like high end electronics, not fucking toys. Thanks god. My receiver isn't cut into ridiculous shapes and made whimsical, it is a box that feeds video to the tv and sends audio to the speakers, it looks professional and…

You should play more RPGs...

easily one of my favorite titles ever on Kotaku.

I didnt know the occupy crowd was a target demographic now.

I think her "original forum posts" comment is a sly way of telling us she's sick and tired of hearing how hot she is.

heard of mirror's edge? lol

..."years"? I doubt that highly. I think you forgot how to time.

You like that crap? God, freakin pathetic losers are the only ones who watch that stuff. You realize all that "Sci-Fi" shit is just thought up by nerds who can't get girls and fantasize about imaginary futures, right? And that Akira only exists because the author was too much of a wuss to ride a real bike?

Well that was out of no where, you get bad touched by anime or something? go take a walk or calm down from internet for a while.

I canceled my pre-order when I found out you murder people in the game. Who the hell does that Suda think he is to put such abhorrent things into his games? This is just deplorable.

Funny when there's nothing between the lines you cunt. Fuck you later

I really didn't want to play this until I read about the gigolo missions.

TLDR CRY MOAR