Always two there are. No more, no less

He ended up in jail on domestic violence charges.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

It had to be CanadianSpiderMan

This comment does not sound Canadian nor does it sound like it is from Spiderman. Remember Spiderman always believes everyone gets at least one

Months, and possibly years in jail, is the consequence for shooting your mouth off? Please dont have kids.

... except for all the time he was held in jail, right?

Early incarnations of the Jager Program were less successful.

You should always tell the truth in a coffin.

Dog Theft Auto

Runescape 3?

I liked you better when you weren't posting things.

GLaDOS is watching.

Yeah, you could do that, but then you would have to install iTunes on your computer. ewww.

Man, I haven't played Halo 4 in a long time, and I got the LE, so I don't think some 800 point map and skin pack is going to change my mi-

Ricochet?

But will it have Griff-Abuse?

Ricochet mode announced on July 7th for Halo 4? 7-4 = 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

Oh please. The concept of DLC has evolved, and isn't as black and white as you make it out to be. In fact, I'd argue those who make blanket statements like "all DLC is bad, no matter what it is" are the ones who are brainwashed.

You are hilarious.