Step 1: Get a Magic Wand. Step 2: Profit.

I must be a pretty boring lay. There's only ten comments so far, and my entire repertoire has already been covered.

DIY Burt's Bees. You can add whatever flavors you like. http://wellnessmama.com/25459/imitatio…

DIY Burt's Bees. You can add whatever flavors you like. http://wellnessmama.com/25459/imitatio…

Oh god, this one can't be anything other than a trainwreck:

I can't speak for specific airlines, but many online accounts send a notification to the old address when the email is changed.

Scale estimated based on visual cues. Subject to correction pending actual scale confirmation/correction from NASA.

One of the nice things about Uber and Lyft is not actually having to get cash money out and worry about whether you have bills small enough for the driver to break them etc, etc.... If drivers are supposed to be tippable, but it in the app.

You hear that, women? You are literally killing me :P

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

$800? Sheeiiit, when I go on vacation, I stay only at places that are willing to barter a night's stay for some lentils.

Well, this is akward. Not much being posted publically at: https://www.facebook.com/davidnield

I'm no sartorial expert, but I would not go with burgundy shoes with a black suit. Other than that, I think you're safe.

Damn straight. I mean, mmmaybe not a jet black suit. But just about every other color. I wear cordovans with my charcoal suit all the time.

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

We also have an early look at a Push for Pizza prototype from 2001.

Who says 18% for "poor service?" That's just stupid!

Considering the linked article was published on the 17th, no, it probably doesn't, unless Reddit got it from the same source. See, there's this thing called the internet, where Reddit gets all of its material. That's the thing I like to read.

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