Step 1: Get a Magic Wand. Step 2: Profit.

I must be a pretty boring lay. There's only ten comments so far, and my entire repertoire has already been covered.

DIY Burt's Bees. You can add whatever flavors you like. http://wellnessmama.com/25459/imitatio…

DIY Burt's Bees. You can add whatever flavors you like. http://wellnessmama.com/25459/imitatio…

I can't speak for specific airlines, but many online accounts send a notification to the old address when the email is changed.

One of the nice things about Uber and Lyft is not actually having to get cash money out and worry about whether you have bills small enough for the driver to break them etc, etc.... If drivers are supposed to be tippable, but it in the app.

You hear that, women? You are literally killing me :P

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

$800? Sheeiiit, when I go on vacation, I stay only at places that are willing to barter a night's stay for some lentils.

I'm no sartorial expert, but I would not go with burgundy shoes with a black suit. Other than that, I think you're safe.

Damn straight. I mean, mmmaybe not a jet black suit. But just about every other color. I wear cordovans with my charcoal suit all the time.

We also have an early look at a Push for Pizza prototype from 2001.

Thank you for pointing this out! My friends always stared at me like I was a cheap bastard cheating them of money, and it took so many times for them to realize that I'm not basing a tip for your services and goods AND tax that I really don't want to pay in the first place. But I will tip on the services and goods…

Those systems also include wine. I don't tip on wine unless a.) there is a sommelier or b.) the waiter pointed out a great wine at a reasonable price. I'm not tipping 20% on a $100 bottle of wine that I selected on my own because someone pulled the cork out of it.

Who says 18% for "poor service?" That's just stupid!

...with this one weird old trick - that doctors don't want you to know - that will make you work for Google and IBM - that makes my mother get a check for $ 6.000 per week - that makes girls from your area want to have sex!

I've been through a few printers in the past few years, but let's face it, none of them last more than 3-4 years of moderate use. In my experience they have all worked fine until one day, boom, they won't print properly any more. I'm convinced they have some kind of self destruct timer on them. My current model is a…

"Hack"?

Considering the linked article was published on the 17th, no, it probably doesn't, unless Reddit got it from the same source. See, there's this thing called the internet, where Reddit gets all of its material. That's the thing I like to read.

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