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I was worried for your face, but then I saw it still has 1 gold ring left so you’re safe :3

Just so you know the way you look at it is factually incorrect. They work for the teams.

Dan will remember that.

Can Jalopnik stick to cars, please.

Ummm... It worked.

You’re a magnificent human being.

Excuse me, I think you mean Butz

pretty much, I can picture people saying obscene phonecalls were just fine too because the person can’t even touch or see you.

Yes. If you’ve never been assaulted for being a woman in real life, then your perspective on being assaulted in a video game is necessarily different.

I think you’ll find that people with miscarriages probably make less dead baby jokes than edgy fourteen year olds for a very similar reason.

Perspective.

Oh my god dude, we get it. You are tres edgy and so logical. You play as female avatars and so totally understand what the female experience is like.

I dont think being a dude roleplaying as some sexy anime waif in a non-VR environment translates even a little bit to this situation, but even if it did, what if saying…

You’re saying that no one ever seeks to be offensive? That everyone is acting in good faith and offense can only be perceived on behalf of the audience?

He wants to draw an equivalency between his potential bad faith grandstanding to ‘show us all who the real sexist is’ and someone literally getting groped in game apropos her being recognized as a woman. Then he wants to diminish any critique of that by trying to invoke a guilt trap that somehow calling him on the…

definitely the same thing.

Usually by opening the door and dealing with the ever present gauntlet of cucklord manbabies who get triggered whenever their little bubble of sexism, assault, and douchery gets popped.

Scrolls through merch... wait... no “Lesbian Shitass” or “Do You Even PubMed” tees?

What say you? I say — sorta!

Doug looks like Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson’s Joker had a love child.

But don’t you already have the butthurt, flaming fanboy part covered?

In this article, there is one bold comma. Once you see it, it haunts you.